Raising Static


Not long ago I bathed my two sons in plastic oval shaped tubs. And at times I sat their chubbiness in sinks. They loved it with splashing giggles. This up above is the perfect tool for raising a nonconformist. Talk about triggering madness bubbled up to spoil.

My lovely sister has registered at the infamous babies R us with a list long enough to shock Rapunzel. This confirms my frugalness and ability to improvise, as many of you parents understand that eighty percent of the things on registries are pointless.

Agree with me, please . . .

I would like to thank the Gerber-Gods for guiding my sister into picking the traditional twenty- dollar tub, with no gadgets, with no foams.

New parents, parents to be, spa dreams cause static, never forget it.

10 thoughts on “Raising Static

  1. honestly? why is that an actual thing? i was mad at myself (you know, in hindsight) for spending more money than i needed to on this tub that was shaped like a whale (i thought it was cute, sometimes i seem to forget that “cute” almost never equals “necessity”). my son HATED it. and i’m positive that he would have hated any piece of crap tub thing that i may have put him in. it WAS cute though. maybe i could grow flowers in it or something. then it can be cute AND tacky. okay, just tacky.

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