The misfortune of these lines
Asserts the disobedience in the males that twinkle me
Originally named Bogart Myles
Rapidly changed to Boogers by the children
After hours of indecision Pugster reigned
However they still chant the following

The Jackie-pug
The Puggy-Lee
The Turd-i-nator
And the list goes on . .

I am convinced he posses some personality disorders
Pride and Pissery occurs anywhere his pug heart desires
Training lately has tendered foreign
Modernity is the whisperer
And Pissery negates any future plans
On embracing the luscious sod
Or making our morning ritual any less difficult

Dear friend this ain’t no rim or rhyme
Just another second of some truly madly amazing hysterical moments
Of this life. .