- Never go on ‘coffee date’ when you don’t sip caff
- Never be honest about the voices
- Never engage in foreign policy conversation
- Never explain the intricate suspenders of an embargo
- Never if they think Allen Ginsberg is a comedian
- Never if they dislike traveling
- Never allow any hand holding
- Especially if you have to see their crummy mug in random meetings
- Never read their palm
- Never fate it
- Never discuss the ideology behind religion
- Never let them think you are smarter
- Men like submissive
- Act dumb twirl your hair
- After all dating is The Great Gatsby
- Stay clear from the pulse-less
- And say no to Gin . .
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