Woman walks into Home Depot
Precisely ironic as walking into bar
Clearly fanning comedies
Greeted by light saving bulbs
Fancy domesticated tools
God do I truly deserve this chastity
I just want paint to cover holes
Who cares about credit cards and APRs
Excuse my pout my chalking mug
Do I know nothing because I’m skirt
Cease debates hurry up it’s getting late
Darling it is cyan magentas not brain surgery
Don’t question my toned theory bless me and mix me go

Must admit that entering Home Depot give-yourself-an-ulcer-stores is exactly how I love spending my mornings.

Collossal amounts of questioning when all you politely want is paint. Mix it grind it. Just give me my paint.

Don’t ask me about my life or how many children I plan to have. Ovaries are exceptionally off topic. Rush and ask Limbaugh.

My liberal brain thanks you with feminine smiles.